And here is a comic I found on the web. I loved this comic growing up and rejoiced when I found something new. Thanks to Bill Watterson for ten years of smiles. (Click on it to see where I got it.)
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
The Shadows Of Power
Friday, July 18, 2008
Finally
Saturday, April 19, 2008
Okay
But, so what. I quit my job and have been feeling quite well about doing so. I have the same amount of kids as I do money, so it doesn't worry me too, too much. I'll be alright and I will bounce back for certain, but in the meantime, if you want to drive by and throw pennies directly at my face, I'll be smiling and accepting of what strikes my face.
If you want to cry, then hear this Verve song: Bitter Sweet Symphony or maybe this band that was Warsaw, that became Joy Division and now calls themselves New Order with their song Love Will Tear Us Apart.
Or just click your favorites button and go somewhere else.
T
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
April Fools
After
Now... Take and enjoy the finite expressions I display. In the former photo, I am cool-as-a- cucumber. My trophy of a just shotgunned Miller Lite held with assured and resounding confidence in my hand. The casual and slight lean suggest a demeanor that resonates a suave attitude accompanied with my dashing looks and perfect wind blown epidermis demand and gather respect. The latter photo burns all of that right to the ground, ablaze with no shortage of loser qualities. I love the crooked hand. Weak amd wimpy enough to bend with a serious attempt to ward off any masculinity. "That twelve ouncer' is going to kill me", my gimp wrist whimpers. I wish my pinkie would jut out. That would sanctify a self ass-whooping righteously deserved. The smile suggests no less than complete drool on any ones shoulder, car seat, bedspread, futon. I feel like Zelda from Pet Sematary (Below). She and I have pretty, pretty hair.
Friday, March 28, 2008
It's a Rainy Day, Sunshine Girl
-Urge Overkill
It has come to my attention (my attention that is slow and quite shallow, correct) that I am the weird friend. I am unreliable and stupid, yes; alas, I yearn to create things of beauty and stories overwhelmed in rich lexicon and dynamic nuances that readers and critics strive. Truth told, I will luck out with a “nice try” and “do you have any stories that contain superheroes?” Ha.
Monday, March 17, 2008
Thirty-Three
Friday, February 29, 2008
Cinematic Mediocrity
Well, now I gotta, gotta get some of that sleep. I'll just lie here and pretend to. Then the sun'll come up. Oh yeah, today is an extra day. If it was my birthday, I could get free pizza at Chuck E. Cheese, yes?
Later.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Best
My soccer season starts March 3rd. I have players from Kazakhstan, Korea, England, Illinois, Ghana, Colorado and all of the Benetton colors available. It will be perfection. Like Mouse on Mars- Saturday Night (Crack Mix) Click it right and save it left.
Sunday, February 24, 2008
You're Gonna Lose
DeVotchKa are coming, DeVotchKa are coming! And for free. Appearing for nothing at Twist and Shout on March 18th. I'll be thirty-three and one day as old, as well. Yippee for me who made too much to claim Earned Income Credits, but not enough to warrant a refund. Har, har.
The Soft Boys being bit and nibbled on by N.E.R.D, "no way" I thought. But this video makes me scritchy-scratch my head.
And I hate Jason Lee, but I love his girl. Jerk.
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Yawn....
What really keeps me up late in the night are statements from Karl Sabbagh. He said, "Our brains may never be well enough equipped to understand the universe, and we are fooling ourselves if we think they will.
Now, this man wrote about the Riemann Hypothesis, and I cannot begin to scratch the surface of its intent, nor dumb it down enough to satisfy my weak realm of knowledge. But my futile mind can accept and respect the idea that humans may not understand the universe. I understand that the more I learn, the less I know, but that is a cliché phrase and just cements Mr. Sabbagh's suggestion of how (in)capable our minds are. It's like Franz Ferdinand covering (you know the drill, right-click...) LCD Soundsystem, it should not be, but it does sound nice.
I guess I'm just suffering from the Lewis Thomas Syndrome, which I read about in an Outland cartoon. Sad, huh?
Friday, February 22, 2008
Grievance
Thursday, January 3, 2008
My Review of Shure N70EJ Replacement Phono Cartridge Stylus
Originally submitted at Radio Shack
This Shure N70EJ replacement stylus will restore your phono cartridge to its originally specified performance levels.
I will buy this product again
Pros: Great Sound
Best Uses: Basic Systems
Describe Yourself: Musically Inclined, Practical
This is a replacement stylus for the M72EJ cartridge, or has it says, the M70EJ cartridge. Heavy bass, all-right sound.
(legalese)